Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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