- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

I like touching my boobs

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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