A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jeff

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I walk into a bar...

What black and has children A black man

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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