- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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