Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Penis

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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