What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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