Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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