- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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