what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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