Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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