- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Men

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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