yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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