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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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