What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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