What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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