What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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