- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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