- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Did you know? . You already know!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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