What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Your mam is so fat.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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