What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Japan

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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