- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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