person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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cory

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Anti Joke

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