- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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