Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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