Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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