Jack Stevens

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Please don't shoot me

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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