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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Albert your flies undone.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

I <3 Hitler

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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