- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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