- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's brown and sticky A stick

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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