Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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