- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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