What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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chirs

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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