I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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batman has diarrhea

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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