Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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