- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

My jeans

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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