- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

run farther?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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