- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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