You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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