- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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