Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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haha black people :D

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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12 niqqa 12.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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