- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Your mom.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

The Princess is in another castle

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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