- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Who wants $300? Me too.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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