- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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