- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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