- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

ur an fagit

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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