- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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