- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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