- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

No soup for you!

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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