whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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