- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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