- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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