All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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