- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Fine, ladies first.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

._____________________. Whale!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Your mam is so fat.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's your blood type? Red.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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