- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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