An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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