- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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