- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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