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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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