- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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