What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

batman has diarrhea

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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