Uh... What was emulating again?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Once, I went to Peru.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

WNBA

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Who wants $300? Me too.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Dwight Howard

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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