- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

No soap radio

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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