A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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