- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

An man walks to a bra

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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