There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I'm homeless.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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