- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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