If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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