Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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