Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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