- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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