- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's stupid a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

sky's sty

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Nero, sure you are okay?

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.