- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Nickelback.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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