Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

sucks Syntax...

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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