what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Anti Joke

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