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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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