I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

my wife out of the kitchen

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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