- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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