Pineapple.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Feminism

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is a jew in space? Dead

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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