- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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