- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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