- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Your gay

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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