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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I like touching my boobs

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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