why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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