- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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